Ah, my friend, *every* unit is “one of THOSE units”!
This is a case of being cursed with too much knowledge. A young Private showing up in a new unit, being told something like this, would just nod and go, “Okay”. But a Specialist has been around the block long enough to know just how awful it is to hear something like this when you just show up. That’s why “Specialist” is such a frustrating rank to have: you know enough to anticipate what’s coming, but have no power to mitigate any of it.
So, it is time– the 213th goes to their Mobilization Site. And while there (Fort Bliss, Texas) they catch up with more “fills”. In this case we get to meet Jeb Folds, who also is one of my more recent Patreon subscribers! There is only one spot left for a person to join the Patreon Battalion at a level to get a character inserted in the story: https://www.patreon.com/Coyote
There are still plenty of other subscriber positions open that offer a vast array of comics and information, though, so join up and deploy with us!