Ahh, Joe, now you remember why you don’t go out with Jenni anymore, right?
In reality, it is frequently the other way around– a lot of guys want extra money for “dependents” (ie, family) and if you’re in Active Duty, the right to live off-post in an apartment –instead of in the barracks with a bunch of sweaty, hairy, stinky guys who play their music too loud when you’re trying to sleep. A lot of young guys get married to leverage their way out of temporary inconvenience only to find that they have made… questionable life choices with long-lasting repercussions.
In this case, however, Jenni is just one of those folks who’s so eager to get married and start that family thing going that she has thrown subtlety and patience to the winds. They exist out there, in both male and female versions.
And, yes, Joe likes the Seattle Mariners.