A quick Google Images search will show that there are multitudes of these comics, and also much more modern, up-to-date versions done in color and with graphics programs. I’m not sure I see why so much effort is made to keep these pictographic fortune cookie things up to the latest technology, but no harm is done. But if an up-to-date version is to be made, I will add my own spin on it, and say that true love means being willing to hold her hair back while she chunders mightily.
Tooth-brushing before smooching, though. Even the truest love has boundaries.
This seems a perfect way to bid adieu to the old year. Much about 2016 was purge-worthy. I hope you all had good New Years celebrations and 2017 turns out to surprise us with unexpected benevolence."/>