Characters

  • SSG Joe Rock
  • PV2 Carlos Alvarez
  • Carlos's Girlfriend

Locations

  • 213th BN HQ, Boise, Idaho
  • Carlos's Apartment

Personally I’ve never been a “no-shave November” kind of guy myself… once my facial hair gets over a week, I can’t stand it– itchy, uncomfortable, and I can’t sleep. Plus my beard is patchy and scraggly so it looks hideous if I do try to grow it out. But I know a lot of guys who love their beards. It seems to be a stereotype these days that once a guy gets out of the military, the first thing they do is grow a big ol’ beard. For them I can understand the appeal, after being told for years that they weren’t allowed.

Beards in the military were once the norm, really. Long hair and beards in the era of Western expansion were a sign of having been “on the trail” for a long time, and thus you were a “real soldier” instead of a garrison type that stays behind and does paperwork. It was also an effective sunscreen (although it was also an effective bug collector, too).

World War One changed all that, with gas attacks forcing the use of gas masks, which of course need a clean-shaven face to get a proper seal. I’ve heard stories of men returning from World War One battlefields and treating bearded men with disdain (even getting in fistfights) because, if they had beards, then clearly they avoided service. SO shaving became the mark of a soldier, instead.

Some guys *do* look better with beards; on TV the character of Commander Will Riker on “Star Trek: the Next Generation” was definitely improved by the addition of a beard. Pirates always look better with beards, but on the other hand, I’d recommend no beards for Ninjas.
Until later!

Characters

  • SSG Joe Rock
  • PV2 Carlos Alvarez
  • Carlos's Girlfriend

Locations

  • 213th BN HQ, Boise, Idaho
  • Carlos's Apartment

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