We all have our own version of how the zombie apocalypse kicks off.

In “28 Days Later”, it was bizarre and unethical experiments on primates. At the end of “Night of the Living Dead”, George Romero’s classic, the military uses a nuclear weapon to try to destroy the zombies, but accidentally end up creating more with the fallout. And in “Night of the Comet” and “Shaun of the Dead”, alien space microbes kick it all off.

But have you ever had to sit through an endless, mind-numbing, non-stop military PowerPoint lecture?

Nothing will devolve you into a mindless, numb, angry monster quite like it. Especially when you have to endure class after class after class, and you know that –at the end of the day– you will still be required to have all your regular duty assignments done as well.

Brains!